Eva Longoria Thinks She’s Fat

Eva Longoria has been the center of pregnancy rumors all summer, but she insists she’s not.

This is her reasoning: “I’m not pregnant. I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one.”

So…a size ONE is FAT? Wow, the rest of America is grossly obese then in their size eights!